Friday, August 28, 2020

Week of August 29 - September 4, 2020

  

To answer these trivia questions, please email me at scinema@earthlink.net.

Brain Teasers:

Which Spanish star of Italian Westerns played Sara Montiel's manager in one of her most successful movies?
Bertrand Van Wonterghem knew that it was Armando Calvo in EL ULTIMO CUPLE, aka THE LAST TORCH SONG.

In which Italian Western does Rosalba Neri play Corrine Marchand's sister?
George Grimes and Bertrand Van Wonterghem knew that it is ARIZONA COLT, aka THE MAN FROM NOWHERE.

In which Italian Western does Giuliano Gemma wear the same size clothes as Giovanni Pazzafini?
Bertrand Van Wonterghem knew that it was ARIZONA COLT, aka THE MAN FROM NOWHERE.

Which Italian Western starring Giuliano Gemma was co-written by his co-star?
George Grimes and Bertrand Van Wonterghem knew that it is AMICO, STAMMI LONTANO ALMENO UN PALMO, aka AMIGO, STAY AWAY and BEN & CHARLIE. 

And now for some new brain teasers:

Which actor, born in Italy, worked with directors Alfonso Balcazar, Antonio Isasi, Jose Antonio de la Loma, Miguel Lluch, Mark Stevens, Jaime Jesus Balcazar, Nick Nostro, Juan Xiol and Franz Josef Gottlieb? 
Can you name two Westerns in which Jason Robards asks our hero to leave and not watch him die?
In the English version of which Italian Western does the villain complain that the stupid gringos "change the names of everything"?

Name the movies from which these images came.



George Grimes and Bertrand Van Wonterghem identified last week's photo of Dan Vadis in DEGUEYO, aka DEGUEJO.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?


No one identified the above photo of Gordon Mitchell in IL GIGANTE DI METROPOLIS, aka THE GIANT OF METROPOLIS.



George Grimes and Bertrand Van Wonterghem identified last week's photo of Jean-Paul Belmondo and Claudia Cardinale in LA VIACCIA, aka THE LOVEMAKERS.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?


George Grimes, Bertrand Van Wonterghem and Charles Gilbert identified last week's frame grab of Bruce Lee in THE BIG BOSS, aka FISTS OF FURY.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?

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I am interested in knowing what movies you have watched and what you enjoyed or not. So please send me an email at scinema@earthlink.net if you'd like to share. Here's what I watched last week:

Enjoyed:

AD ASTRA, aka TO THE STARS (2019) - Kind of a space HEART OF DARKNESS, AD ASTRA tells the story of a son, Brad Pitt, venturing to the orbit of Neptune to terminate the mission on which his father, Tommy Lee Jones, supposedly died decades prior. Co-writer and director James Gray successfully creates a contemplative atmosphere with Pitt giving a compelling narration. Some of the action bits seem to stray from the narrative trust, but are welcome - particularly the idea of highway men on the Moon. The movie looks elegant and is absorbing. It is fun seeing Liv Tyler, Natasha Lyonne, Donald Sutherland and Ruth Negga among the supporting cast.

BIGGER The Joe Weider Story (2018) - It is a bit odd that a movie about a Canadian starting a magazine in New York City and then becoming a phenomenon in Los Angeles was produced in Alabama. George Gallo directed this fictionalized biographical film about Joe Weider, who helped to spread the doctrine of health and body building in the 20th century. Robert Forster plays Weider attending the funeral of his younger brother Ben. He is interviewed about his life by DJ Qualls, where he recalls his physical abuse by his mother and getting beaten up by anti-Semitic bullies on the streets of 1930s Montreal. Wanting to get bigger so that the bullies will leave him alone, young Joe, played by Christian Finlayson, begins reading Muscle magazines and studying nutrition. When he gets older and is played by Tyler Hoechlin (currently TV's Superman), Joe wants to make his own magazine because the current ones don't impart the health information he thinks is important. He faces resistance from the current Muscle hierarchy, personified by the fictional character of Bill Hauk, played by Kevin Durand. Hauk not only doesn't want competition from Joe, but he's also a racist. Eventually, Joe overcomes the demons of his past with the help of his second wife, Betty, played by Julianne Hough. He is also able to triumph over his competition with a worldwide circulation for his magazines and the creation of the Mr. Olympia competition. He also makes a star champion out of Arnold Schwarzenegger, played by Calum Von Moger. Director George Gallo tells this tale with a compelling pace and sincerity that gets over any melodramatic bumps that occur. Famous fitness figures like Reg Park, Sergio Olivia, Jack Lalanne, and Bill Pearl are portrayed in the film. Interestingly, while Steve Reeves is never mentioned in the film nor listed in the end credits, the IMDb has Jared Motyl listed as playing him. There is also no mention of Joe Gold, though one shot shows Calum Von Moger working out under a "Gold's Gym" sign.

Ice Cold Passion: Leni Riefenstahl and Arnold Fanck Between Hitler and Hollywood (2018) - Fanck family members and film historians comment on how unfortunate it is that Arnold Fanck has been forgotten while Riefenstahl remains a cinematic icon.

Enemy of the Reich: The Noor Inayat Khan Story (2014) - Normally I don't enjoy documentaries that heavily rely upon re-enactments with actors, but this is a story worth telling.

Mildly enjoyed:

ATOMIC BLONDE (2017) - Director David Leitch seems to be more interested in being visually clever and in filling the soundtrack with pop songs than in telling story. At one point he seems determined to beat director Alfonso Cuarón in creating a "single-take" action scene and that works well, though one worries about star Charlize Theron in addition to being impressed. The plot would not be mistaken for something by John Le Carre, or Len Deighton or even Ian Fleming, but more in line with one of the Italian spy movies from the 1960s with alot of double and triple crosses. However, the denouement is satisfying, so the convoluted trip ends up feeling worthwhile. This was based on a graphic novel by Antony Johnston and Sam Hart.

CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2019) - I was never a Charlie's Angels fan. Back when it was "jiggle TV" I gave it a chance because I really liked Kate Jackson in NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS, but I quickly gave up. I liked the performers in the Drew Barrymore produced movies, but the dumb action formula was more annoying than entertaining. I do not share writer/director/co-star Elizabeth Banks' perspective on the positive female message this franchise exhibits, but the new movie sure beats the hell out of the Sumaru movies, IN LIKE FLINT and 10 VIOLENT WOMEN. The female leads in this movie all look terrific and the fun they seem to share in making the movie is infectious. I kept trying to decide if the action stuff was more MISSION IMPOSSIBLE or Jason Bourne or James Bond, but could never relax and enjoy it. The highlight of the movie for me was when Elizabeth Banks mentions Burt Lancaster and BIRDMAN OF ALCATRAZ, which leads to a comment about BIRDMAN starred Michael Keaton which leads to a comment about Michael Keaton is Batman which leads to the question is Ben Affleck Batman? It is good to see Jonathan Tucker in this, but I would rather watch STATESIDE again.

DOCTOR SLEEP (2019) - Aside from all of the visual allusions to the Stanley Kubrick version of THE SHINING, I was enjoying this until the final scenes. Putting the original ending of THE SHINING onto the ending of this seemed dorky. At least they didn't put Ewan MacGregor into an old photograph. I appreciate that director Mike Flanagan has made me aware of Kyliegh Curran, Rebecca Ferguson and Emily Alyn Lind.

EXECUTIVE SUITE (1954) - Cameron Hawley's novel was the first title published by Ballantine Books in both hardback for bookstores and paperback for newsstands. Its success changed the publishing business and so MGM decided to make a movie of it. Writer Ernest Lehman was given the chance to write his first screenplay based on the book and he does his best to turn the scheming to elect a new president of a furniture company into a suspense film. Director Robert Wise helps out, but it soon become a melodrama that ends with a speech about the importance of work giving a man pride not just profit. 

WYATT EARP (1994) - You can't accuse co-writer/director Lawrence Kasdan of not being ambitious with this 3 hour movie, so why not be more accurate factually? The film feels long and the music by James Newton Howard doesn't help at all. I kept wondering if an Elmer Bernstein or John Barry score would have helped. Reportedly, this project started as a six-hour TV mini-series, which would have better realized the intentions.

THE HOUR OF THE GUN (1967) - This movie has a music score by Jerry Goldsmith and what a difference it makes. Perhaps to correct the false impression of Wyatt Earp and the gunfight at the O.K. corral presented in his GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL (1957), director John Sturges returns to the material with a screenplay by Edward Anhalt from Douglas D. Martin's novel TOMBSTONE EPITAPH. Despite having a caption at the beginning proclaiming: "This picture is based on fact. This is the way it happened." this version of the Earp story is just as inaccurate as most of them. Even more so than GUNFIGHT, this movie is remarkably lacking in women. Holiday, played by Jason Robards, doesn't even have Kate tagging along. While WYATT EARP has all of the women connected to the Earp brothers coming together to complain about Wyatt, this version only shows Morgan's widow as his body is being put on a train taking  him back to his parents in California. As with previous Earp movies, the main bad guy is Ike Clanton, played by Robert Ryan. However, here he is presented as a rich landowner who wants to build an empire before "the East" comes West and takes over everything. In MY DARLING CLEMENTINE and GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL, Ike gets killed at the O.K. Corral, which isn't true. Here, as factually reported, he is unarmed at the event. But here he's the boss orchestrating the event, and even ordering the sheriff (Why change Johnny Behan to Jimmy Bryan?) to charge Wyatt with murder. Unlike TOMBSTONE and WYATT EARP where Wyatt goes on a "vendetta ride" after the murder of Morgan, here Wyatt's able to get arrest warrants, and he only kills everybody when they fail to surrender. Those familiar with Powers Booth in TOMBSTONE and Lewis Smith in WYATT EARP as Curly Bill Brocius will not recognized the character as played by Jon Voight here. Unlike every other version of the story, here Wyatt, played by James Garner, goes down to Mexico to kill Ike Clanton in a traditional fastdraw gunfight.

DOC (1971) - Pete Hamill was a respected journalist. Why did he want to write this incredibly inaccurate version of the events at the O.K. Corral? Is it because he wanted to highlight the political race for Sheriff of Tombstone - which also figures in THE HOUR OF THE GUN, but there the race is between Virgil Earp and the corrupt Sheriff Jimmy Bryan. Here Sheriff John Behan is ineffectual but not corrupt. And Wyatt, played by Harris Yulin, wants the job so that he can corrupt it. Rather than Doc, played by Stacy Keach, following Wyatt where ever he goes - as is portrayed in every other color version of the story, here Doc is sent for by Wyatt to help him run the gambling in Tombstone. In every other version, Kate, played by Jo Van Fleet in GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL, Joanna Pacula in TOMBSTONE and Isabella Rossellini in WYATT EARP, is a long time girlfriend of Doc's. Here, played by Faye Dunaway, she is found by Doc in the arms of Ike Clanton, played by Michael Witney, as Doc is making his way through the desert to Tombstone. Rather than the tempestuous relationship presented in every other film, Doc and Kate have a sweet romance - until she starts talking about the future she wants with him. Did Hamill write this script so that he could include Doc visiting an opium den? Hamill seems to have invented the character of "The Kid", played by Denver John Collins, just so that Doc can be shown being sympathetic with a young man - until the young man reminds himself of himself, and so he murders him. At the O.K. Corral, the three Earps and Doc all carry shotguns and they shoot first. The bad guy is again Ike Clanton, but Hamill only suggests that Wyatt hates him because he sees him as competition, not because he is a villain. Both Ike and Morgan are killed at the O.K. Corral, and I understand Hamill wanted to telescope events because the film was ending right away with Doc abandoning everything to ride off. This film is of interest for fans of Westerns shot in Spain, but the locations in Almeria pale besides the Arizona locations for TOMBSTONE and THE GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL, the Nevada locations for WYATT EARP and the Mexican locations for HOUR OF THE GUN. Seeing German actor Dan van Husen pop up to be killed at the O.K. Corral is fun, though it's noticeable that he didn't appear in any prior scenes. If Luis Barboo is in this movie, I didn't see him.

Did not enjoy:

THE DEADLY FEMALES (1976) - Writer/director Donovan Winter proves the you can make a movie about part-time female assassins that is deadly dull. A former actor, Winter turned into a maker of nudie movies in 1962 with WORLD WITHOUT SHAME. If the sexy bits in DEADLY FEMALES are any indication, Winter's films were rather lame though he has no qualms about showing flacid male genitalia. After appearing in this film, Tracy Reed - who was in DR. STRANGELOVE: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB - gave up her film career.

THE GREAT AMERICAN PASTIME (1956) - Talking to the audience, as he did in THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT, Tom Ewell lets us know that once again he plays a fellow who feels that his life is a disappointment. He narrates the film which is told in flashback. The fellow in his office who used to coach the little league baseball team called The Panthers is being transferred, so Ewell is volunteered to take over. Even with assist from Dean Jones, Ewell proves to be a poor manager. Even so, widow Ann Miller is keen on having her son play, to the point that Ewell's wife, Anne Francis, becomes jealous of Miller's attention to her husband. After a night of drinking with buddy Bob Jellison, Ewell brings a real Panther to the next game and inspires his team with a speech about how playing your best is more important than winning. So the team wins and the flashback ends. Ewell feels that no one appreciates his efforts, so he's not going to volunteer ever again. Naturally, everyone shows up for a surprise victory party and Ewell gets excited about becoming the new Boy Scout leader. Herman Hoffman directs. The highlight of movie is when Anne Francis takes a bubble bath.

INTO THE STORM (2014) - I suppose it was bound to occur to someone to do a version of TWISTER with mostly "found footage" material, and Steven Quale directed it. While female lead Sarah Wayne Callies had just been killed on on The Walkind Dead, supporting female Alycia Debnam-Carey was just about to start appearing on Fear the Walking Dead.

Gamle Mænd i Nye Biler, aka OLD MEN IN NEW CARS (2002) - Directed by Lasse Spang Olsen, this Danish action comedy suggests that even though I enjoy dark comedies, I don't quite share the Danish sense of humor. Kim Bodnia (of Killing Eve) gets out of prison and is harrassed by an old associate to whom he owes money. However, news comes that Jens Okking is dying of liver failure and his last wish is to see the son he never met. The son, Torkel Petersson, is a serial killer of women and is incarcerated in a Swedish prison. Bullying Nikolaj Lie Kaas and Tomas Villum Jensen into helping him, Bodnia breaks the reluctant Petersson out and drags him to see his father. On the way, Petersson murders two women. Hearing that an illegal liver transplant is possible in Equador, Bodnia decides to rob a bank with Petersson. When the police show up, Bodnia and Petersson grab Iben Hjejle as an hostage, which doesn't bother her too much as she was planning to kill herself anyway. After a whole lot of police cars are destroyed in spectacular crashes, our main characters agree to pay off the old associate by helping to steal a plane carrying a currency shipment. Petersson discovers that being with a living woman is pleasurable and asks Hjejle to marry him. During a gunfight with the old associate, Bodnia sees that a bullet has killed Okking, so he gives up his effort to go to Equador. Petersson and Hjejle drive off, nervous about the future together, while Bodnia continues to bully Kaas and Jensen. Aside from identifying a tune as a Scandanavian version of "Limbo Rock", the only pleasure I got from this movie was seeing the gorgeous Iben Hjejle again, but I'd prefer re-watching HIGH FIDELITY for that treat. OLD MEN IN NEW CARS is considered a prequel to 1999's IN CHINA THEY EAT DOGS, also starring Kim Bodnia.

HET BOMBARDEMENT, aka THE BLITZ, aka THE ROTTERDAM BOMBING (2012) - After some lovely touristy shots of present-day Rotterdam, we see an elderly man watching TV when a news report about another unexploded Nazi bomb from 70s years ago being found. This reminds the elderly man of his young self, played by Jan Smit, when he was a baker's assistant and part-time bell hop in 1940. While working as a bell hop, he meets the beautiful Roos van Erkel, who is about to marry a rich Dutch industrialist inorder to get a safe haven for her family who are refugees from Nazi Germany. The lower class boy falling in love with the upper class girl with the backdrop of an historical disaster reminds one of director James Cameron's TITANIC - for which Dutch critics heavily attacked the film. It has been quite a while since I've seen a movie use as much old black & white stock footage as this film does and the English language soundtrack is one of the worst I've heard. I found myself unable to watch this movie without pushing the fast-forward button alot, but I also admired what seemed an ambitious project working with very little money. In fact the end credits lists so many "sponsors" that it looked to have been produced with "Go Fund Me" money as well as government tax benefits. Ate de Jong, who directed DROP DEAD FRED, co-wrote and directed THE BLITZ and also published the story as a novel.

THE VANISHING, aka KEEPERS (2018) - Based on the 1900 disappearance of three lighthouse keepers on Flannan Isles, this rather dull suspenser postulates that a man washed ashore with a treasure chest. The lighthouse keepers decide to keep the chest and trouble arises when some bad guys come looking for it. Danish TV director Kristoffer Nyholm made his feature film debut with this flick.

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Charles Gilbert watched:

THE UPTURNED GLASS (1947) B&W. James Mason stars as a college professor relaying the ensuing story to a psychology class in England studying the criminal mind to determine sanity in crime (chemical formulae on the blackboard). The story: A married but separated surgeon (who is actually Mason) falls in love with a woman on whose daughter he operates to heal an eye malady. The affair is short lived as they realize the futility. Soon after termination, he learns that Emma (Rosamund John), said paramour, dies from an upper story fall at her home, regarded by the authorities as suicide. But the surgeon suspects foul play. He targets the decedent's selfish sister-in-law by luring her to the same house where the fall occurred. The story ends for the college class. But the surgeon begins to carry out the revenge. While driving to dispose of the body he is stopped by another doctor and helps him successfully operate on another injured girl. In the end he's still uncertain about his sanity. At the white cliffs of Dover he surveys the dumping scene, but gets too close to the edge.

SCARLET STREET (1945) B&W. Lonely kind-hearted artist, with a day job as bank clerk, Christopher Cross (Edward G. Robinson) becomes dupe to swindlers Kitty, with whom he falls in love, and her ratchet-jawed boyfriend Johnny (Joan Bennett and Dan Duryea). The two scamps secretly sell his paintings to the art gallery that only become a sensation. Chris finds out and initially is happy that Kitty, while nervously trying to explain to the critics she's authentic, forged them. An opportunity to escape his overbearing wife arises when her "deceased" husband shows up demanding money to take her back. He embezzles for that purpose as he did $1200 previously for Kitty. Now free for Kitty (and relieved of his job) , despite knowing her affair with Johnny, Chris proposes, only to be berated mercilessly. Enraged, he ice picks her to death in her bed, Circumstantial evidence, though, convicts Johnny who summarily gets the chair. Chris tries to end his life from the guilt, but fails, and walks the streets in poverty at Christmas as cues of  'Come All Ye Faithful' and 'Jingle Bells' is heard.

THE GREEN GLOVE (1951) B&W. Glenn Ford is a paratrooper serving in WW2 France who conceals a sacred jewel-encrusted gauntlet coveted by the enemy. He comes back after the war to retrieve and return the icon to the church sanctuary from which it came, but is pursued by his old arch enemy Nazi agent (George MacReady).  Along the way he meets a Parisian guide (Geraldine Brooks) on the Eiffel tower who thenceforth accompanies him.  In the end villagers consider him a miracle-worker as the chapel bell tolls.

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David Deal enjoyed:

GOLIATH SINS OF BABYLON (64)

INFERNO (80)

CAPER OF THE GOLDEN BULLS (67) - Ex-professional thief Stephen Boyd gets roped into one last heist; an impossible plan to steal jewels from the Spanish National Bank in Pamplona during the running of the bulls.  Entertaining second-tier Euro crime with a recognizable cast and enough enthusiasm to keep the average viewer engaged.

GAUGIN: THE FULL STORY (03)

Mildly enjoyed:

TOMORROW AT SEVEN (33) - Crime author/amateur detective Chester Morris investigates the "Black Ace" murders.  Frank McHugh and Allen Jenkins are the dumb cops and Charles Middleton is a mysterious creepy guy.  This has the usual old dark house elements and a small percentage of the McHugh/Jenkins patter is amusing, but for the most part it's just annoying.

DEADLY RECORD (59) - Lee Patterson wakes up to a dead wife, so in order to save his skin from murder charges, he investigates on his own.  Adequate Brit mystery featuring not enough of Barbary Shelley.

ISLAND OF LOST GIRLS (68)

WANTED (68)

DAREDEVIL (72)

MARS GOD OF WAR (62)

PHANTOM OF THE CONVENT (34)

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Bertrand Van Wonterghem enjoyed:

Him-ssen yeao-ya Do Bong-soon / Strong girl Bong-soon – season 1 – episodes 5 to 16

The old guard (2019, Gina Prince- Bythewood)

The wrong Missy (2019, Tyler Spindel)

Moonlightning – season 1 – episode « The murder’s in the mail » (1984, Peter Werner)

Teoneol / Tunnel – season 1 – episodes 1 to 4

Eobiseu / Abyss – season 1 – episode 1

Mildly enjoyed:

The umbrella academy - season 2 - episodes 2 to 9

Batwoman – season 1 – episode « Grinning from ear to ear » (2019, Michael C. Blundell)

Una pistola per cento bare (1968, Umberto Lenzi)

Zeder (1983, Pupi Avati)

10 000 dollari per un massacro (1966, Romolo Guerrieri)

Dog eat dog (2015, Paul Schrader)

Did not enjoy:

Cult of Chucky (2017, Don Mancini)

Dead awake (2015, Philip Guzman)

La morte non conta i dollari (1967, Riccardo Freda)

Don’t knock twice (2016, Caradog W. James)

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Friday, August 21, 2020

Week of August 22 - 28, 2020

 

To answer these trivia questions, please email me at scinema@earthlink.net.

Brain Teasers:

In which Italian Western does our hero crack open a coconut with a ball on an elastic string?
It is IL MIO NOME E SHANGAI JOE, aka THE FIGHTING FISTS OF SHANGHAI JOE.

Which American actor, who made a Western with Terence Hill, also appeared in movies with John Agar, Lee Marvin, Gene Hackman, Bobby Darin and Duke Moore?
George Grimes knew that it was Gregory Walcott.

Which Spanish star of Italian Westerns played Sara Montiel's manager in one of her most successful movies?
No one has answered this one correctly yet.

In which Italian Western does the villain brand an "S" on the forearm of all of his men?
George Grimes knew that it was ARIZONA COLT, aka THE MAN FROM NOWHERE.

And now for some new brain teasers:

In which Italian Western does Rosalba Neri play Corrine Marchand's sister?
In which Italian Western does Giuliano Gemma wear the same size clothes as Giovanni Pazzafini?
Which Italian Western starring Giuliano Gemma was co-written by his co-star?

Name the movies from which these images came.


George Grimes identified last week's photo of Julian Mateos  in I CRUDELI, aka THE HELLBENDERS.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?


No one has identified the above photo yet.
Can you name from what movie it came? 


George Grimes identified last week's photo of Rita Calderoni in DELIRIO CALDO, aka DELIRIUM.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?


George Grimes identified last week's frame grab from THE MIRACLE FIGHTERS.
Above is a new photo.
Can you name from what movie it came?

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I am interested in knowing what movies you have watched and what you enjoyed or not. So please send me an email at scinema@earthlink.net if you'd like to share. Here's what I watched last week:

Enjoyed:

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK (2016) - Co-starring Cobie Smulder and directed by Edward Zwick, NEVER GO BACK is more entertaining than the first Jack Reacher movie and all of the Mission Impossible flicks.

E! True Hollywood Story "Burt Reynolds" (2000) - The second half of this program is devoted to reclaiming Loni Anderson's reputation after Reynolds use of the National Enquirer against her during the divorce proceedings.

Mildly enjoyed:

JOHNNY ENGLISH (2003) - Directed by Peter Howitt, this vehicle for Rowan Atkinson is only intermittedly funny, but Natalie Imbruglia is gorgeous and Ben Miller is amusing. John Malkovich seems to be having fun, and there are three ABBA songs given prominence.

JOHNNY ENGLISH STRIKES AGAIN (2018) - Directed by David Kerr, the third film in the series has so many plot elements repeated from the first film it almost feels like a remake. This time Olga Kurylenko is gorgeous and Ben Miller is still amusing. Emma Thompson is a plus, and Howard Goodall's music keeps wanting to sound like what John Barry wrote for THUNDERBALL.

THE KING OF THIEVES (2018) - Based on the Hatton Garden safe deposit burglary of 2015, for which five criminals between 60 and 77 years old were convicted, this movie provides an opportunity for Michael Caine, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtenay, Paul Whitehouse and Ray Winstone to have a good time together. Michael Gambon also joins in the fun, but Francesca Annis only has one scene before dying. Unfortunately, when the gang falls out with each other, with everyone trying to get over on the others, these characters aren't fun anymore and one begins to hope for some violence. So, the ending where everyone seems to feel it was all a lark doesn't work. The youngest member of the gang is the only one to get away, ironically as he is the one the old guys didn't take seriously. James Marsh directed.

TIGERO: A FILM THAT WAS NEVER MADE (1994) - Filmmaker Mika Kaurismaki follows Jim Jarmusch and Sam Fuller on a trip to the Karaja people of Brazil, where Fuller had planned to make a movie in the 1950s. 

VOX LUX (2018) - Natalie Portman is the star of this film, but she doesn't appear until about the 50 minute mark of this 110 minute movie. Raffey Cassidy plays the 14 year old version of Portman's character, and then plays Portman's daughter for the second half of the film. Beginning with an incredibly effective dramatisation of a mass shooting at a high school, the first part of this film is riveting as Cassidy works to regain the ability to walk and sings at the memorial service which leads to her professional singing career. The middle section of the movie, after Portman appears, is a real drag as we once again see the miserable life of a pop star. However the epilogue showing Portman performing in concert is almost enjoyable enough to allow us to forgive the hour of angst. Going from a mass shooting at a high school, to the 9/11 downing of the the Twin Towers, to a fictional mass shooting on a beach in Croatia, this film seems to intend a comment on life in the new century, with our heroine complaining about nothing mattering anymore and the narrator telling us that after being shot she made a deal with the devil to survive. As that last bit isn't dramatized, it is easy to dismiss and one wonders how much weight writer/director Brady Corbet intended it to carry. We never see Portman's character doing anything intentionally evil. Are we supposed to think that her deal with the devil was to coarsen American culture? So does Corbet really hate Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift?

Did not enjoy:

CON EL DIABLO EN EL CUERPO, aka WITH THE DEVIL IN HIS BODY (1954) - Yes, that is Linda Cristal, five years before she played Cleopatra in Italy. This starts off like a Mexican Western, with Luis Aguilar coming into a saloon, singing a song and flirting with every woman around before going into the back room to gamble. Arturo Martinez shows up, gun in hand, to get Aguilar, but Aguilar shoots him first and then makes a getaway on horseback. (It bothers me that Aguilar throws over the card table and no one bends down to pick up the spilled money.) Aguilar stops to drink from a river, which annoys Linda Cristal, who tries to get him to leave by pointing a winchester at him. He takes away the winchester and kisses the unwilling Cristal before sending her away on horseback. Later, when Aguilar seeks refuge with friend Dagoberto Rodriquez, Rodriquez takes him to stay at the ranch of Domingo Soler, who turns out to be Cristal's father. Over Cristal's objection, Soler gives Aguilar a roof over his head. At this point, everyone starts driving cars, and when they go to a restuarant for dinner, the Mariachi band sings a song of modern Mexico which leads to a montage of Mexico City and all of the statues celebrating the ancient past. Aguilar spends the evening singing songs with America Martin, much to Cristal's irritation, and after being dropped off at home by Rodriquez, Cristal finds Aguilar forcing another kiss on her. Eventually, Cristal succumbs to Aguilar's charms - which seems to make her "bullet bra" even more pointed. And, eventually, Martinez shows up, not having been previously killed. One of Martinez' henchmen is killed and Aguilar is on the run again. When Cristal discovers that Rodriquez is leading the soldiers to Aguilar's hideout, she races ahead to try and get Aguilar to leave. It is too late to run, and Rodriquez approaches Aguilar to try and convince him to surrender. When Aguilar prepares to gun down the unarmed Rodriquez, Cristal shoots Aguilar with a similar winchester with which she first greeted him. Aguilar asks to be forgiven as he reachs out and touches Cristal's hand one last time. Raul de Anda directs the film that I wouldn't have bothered watching but for Linda Cristal.

CRY OF THE WEREWOLF (1944) - Were there horse drawn gypsy caravans roaming the U.S. in the 1940s? Boy, they really sold the monster stuff softly in 1944.

EVILENKO (2004) - The story of Soviet serial killer Andrei Chikatilo had already been dramatised in the excellent HBO Movie CITIZEN X. Why Italian assistant director to Pier Paolo Pasolini David Grieco would want to turn it into a Thomas Harris like novel called THE COMMUNIST WHO ATE CHILDREN, and then make a into his first feature film is something that I'd like him to explain. With a majority English speaking cast, headed by Malcolm McDowell and Marton Csokas, the film does a good job of not seeming like an Italian production. Grieco sets a deliberate pace that builds a creepy atmosphere and seldom resorts to graphic violence. Angelo Badalamenti contributes another moody but tuneful music score that adds to the atmosphere. I'm guessing that the film's dedication "TO THE BELOVED MASTER AND FRIEND LINDSAY ANDERSON" is from McDowell, as I've found no connection between Grieco and Anderson. Perhaps the reason for this movie is that Grieco was able to make it a Russian co-production, which HBO couldn't. Another version of the Chikatilo story was made in 2015 as CHILD 44.

JONATHAN (2018) - Two consciouses live in the same body, with each taking over in 12 hour shifts. Rules have established how the two can co-exist, but each begins to demand autonomy. The film is told from the perspective of one concious - Jonathan - who is always concerned what the other half - John - is doing. Eventually John takes over completely. Ansel Elgort, Suki Waterhouse and Patricia Clarkson are able to flesh out the material a bit, but director Bill Oliver seems more interested in creating a depressing atmosphere than anything else. What's the point of imparting this experience?

EL VAMPIRO Y EL SEXO, aka SANTO AND DRACULA'S TREASURE (1968) - SANTO EN EL TESORO DE DRACULA was the family version of this production, with EL VAMPIRO Y EL SEXO intended for adults. Reportedly the adult version wasn't found until 2011, and that seems to be the one dubbed into English and shown on the El Rey Network. Director's credit is given to Rene Cardona but it is "A Film by Guillermo Calderon Stell". In this film, Santo is not only a masked wrestler, but also a scientist who creates a time machine - that looks suspiciously like The Time Tunnel. This time machine transports Noelia Noel from the present into the body of someone in the past. How do they get a TV transmission from the past? Unfortunately, Noel is sent back into a Mexican version of Dracula and she's the newest victim. The "adult" version sports some topless women, and the filmmakers decided if they were to be topless that they would also have very large breasts. In addition to bite marks on their necks, they also receive a bat stamp. Fernando Mendoza drives a stake into the sleeping Alucard, and is about to do the same to Noel when Santo successfully pulls her back into the present. Dracula showed Noel his family's treasure, so in the present time Santo seeks the treasure to prove that his machine worked. Meanwhile, a hooded intruder was a spying on our heroes all this time, and he's got a gang to help him to steal the treasure. Santo and his friends get the necklace from around Dracula's neck, but the hooded intruder gets the ring. Both are needed to find the treasure, so a wrestling match is arranged with the necklace and ring being the prize. Of course Santo wins the match, and the hooded intruder hands over the ring. The villain then goes back and pulls the stake out of Dracula's heart, figuring that the vampire will go after the ring and the necklace. Not only does Dracula revive his harem of naked vampire women, he also kidnaps Noel to finally make her his vampire wife. Santo and his friends defeat and unmask the hooded intruder on the road back to the crypt. Luckily, our hero has a wristband communicator to instruct his wrestling comrades to dynamite the roof off of the cave Dracula occupies, so sunlight turns all of the vampires to dust. All of the good guys stagger out, glad to be alive, and everyone seems to have forgotten the effort to find the treasure.

SANTO CONTRA LOS JINETES DEL TERROR, aka SANTO VS. THE RIDERS OF TERROR (1970) - Pity the makers of Santo movies. After 25 entries, the idea box must have been getting rather empty. So, why not Santo in a Western about escaped lepers terrorizing the countryside? Infected Gregorio Casal leads a group of lepers out of their hospital to freedom. Everyone who sees them, flees for fear of getting infected. Villain Julio Aldama (of GUNS FOR SAN SEBASTIAN) decides to take advantage of the fear and enlists the lepers in a series of robberies. Sheriff Armando Silvestre (of TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA) calls on Santo to help. Coincidentally, Santo arrives in town just as a barker is offering money to whomever can beat his champion in the ring. After giving a bag of money to three nuns, Santo gets down to catching the bad guys. Casal wanted freedom inorder to see the woman who was to marry him before he became infected. After Aldama reveals that he plans to murder all of the lepers after robbing the bank, and Santo reveals that they now have a cure for leprosy, Casal becomes our hero's ally and even shoots Aldama in the back. Gustavo C. Carrion contributs some pretty good Western movie music. Of course the movie is limply directed by Rene Cardona.

SHAZAM! (2019) - DC just can't make a fun movie. Well, the last 20 minutes are okay and there's a Ramones song on the end credits so it's not all a drag.

SILENCIO (2018) - Writer/director Lorena Villarreal successfully created an intriguing atmosphere for her science fiction/supernatural tale, and she assembled a good cast, but once the thriller elements kicked it, it became an irritating experience. First of all, saying that it was "based on a true story" appeared to be bullshit so why claim it? In the 1970 of the movie, an American missile suddenly went off course and crashed in the "Bermuda Triangle" of Mexico - an area called Costa del Silencio. John Noble (of TV's Fringe) was investigating the crash when he touched what was supposed to be a piece of a meteor that absorbed radiation from the crashed missile. The stone took Noble back a week to the site of an automobile accident that killed his family. Grandaughter Shayne Coleman (who is adorable) saw her grandfather suddenly appear and ran towards him, thus not being killed in the accident. The granddaughter grew up to be Melina Matthews who treated a man who seemed to have psychic visions of Matthews' dead sister. The dead sister was telling him to tell Matthews that she had to help the invalided grandfather find "the stone". After what turned out to be alot of needless complications - including the death of Noble, Matthews' son and the psychic, Noble's assistant needed the stone inorder to go back in time to save his daughter who died. Much of the dialogue in the movie was in English, with some sections in Spanish with English subtitles. And with a cast that included Rupert Graves, it would seem the filmmakers were hoping for a positive reception from an English speaking audience. At least Villarreal didn't follow the lead of Guillermo del Toro and end his film with a felling of helplessness.

SUPERFLY (2018) - The low budget nature of the original lent it some credibility, plus the music by Curtis Mayfield made it worthwhile. This remake looks like a hip-hop music video inspired by both SCARFACE and STAR WARS. "Pusherman" and a sample of "Super Fly" pop up on the soundtrack. Interestingly, there are no poor black folk in this movie - no concern about the effect of cocaine on society. It is the most glamorized portrait of drug dealing that I've ever seen.

UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB (2018) - Don't take home any lap tops left in the lost & found at a cyber cafe.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, aka CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980) - After the trauma of seeing Mama having sex with a man playing Santa Claus in his living room, Brandon Maggart grows up to be someone who takes Christmas more seriously than everyone else. Determining that some rich kids that are bad are getting more presents than those who are better deserving, he breaks into homes and steals presents and then gives them to a children's hospital. Dressed as Santa, he stops at a church where the attendees are leaving midnight mass. When three of them make fun of him, he kills them. Later, he breaks into the home of a co-worker who lied to him and kills the co-worker. Interestingly, when some adults see him giving presents to their children, they figure out that he's the homicidal Santa and quickly make torches to chase him out of the neighborhood. After getting into a fight with his brother over who ruined the other's life, the crazy man drives off in his van, which is painted to look like a sleigh, and we see the van take off into the sky as we hear the last lines from "The Night Before Christmas". Lewis Jackson is the writer/director of this flick which isn't nearly as entertaining as SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984). Thankfully this was the end of Jackson's directing career. 

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Charles Gilbert watched:

The Cult Next Door. Gothard and the Institute in Basic Life Principals. Documentary on 'ultra conservative Christian' leader Bill Gothard who, a decade ago, commanded prodigious audiences with lectures on biblical living to counter the rebellious culture of the previous generations. His authoritarian philosophy created a cult headquartered in the Chicago area with nods of endorsement from Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin. He was eventually banished from the organization he started due to charges of sexual improprieties with underage girls in his charge.

BLONDE ICE (1948) B&W. Conniving, ambitious reporter (Leslie Brooks) marries for money, quickly disposes of husband, and then covets a rising Washington-bound politician named Stanley Mason. Robert Paige plays another reporter, the object of her whimsical affections, but frames him after stabbing Mason to death when the wedding is summarily cancelled. It takes the campaign's psychologist to finally shame the truth from her demented mind.

THE BEGINNING OF THE END (1957) B&W. Agricultural experimentation in Illinois using radiation to make crops larger instead inadvertantly produces truck-sized grasshoppers that eventually  head for Chicago. Reporter Peggie Castle helps scientist Peter Graves brainstorm the idea to lure them into Lake Michigan when the locust prove invulnerable to fire power. General Morris Ankrum is on standby to drop the A-bomb on the Windy City just in case. (That's a B 36 in the air not B 52 as he promised).

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David Deal enjoyed:

THE TALL STRANGER (57) - Joel McCrea finds himself in the middle of a complicated plot involving a wagon train of settlers trying to get to California, their conniving leader who's misled them, a hateful half-brother, and a killer with a fancy gun.  It's a solid, violent western with a dependable cast.

TERROR STREET (53) - Dan Duryea returns to England after a military stint in America, to find his wife gone.  Tracking her down, she is killed and he is framed for it.  Dan must track down the killer in 36 hours before he ships out.  Fun, civilized Brit crime from Hammer.  Dan carries this easily, and appears to do his own fight stunts.

EXTRA ORDINAIRY (19) - Supernatural comedy from Ireland is actually funny.

THE RAVEN (63)

IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD (63)

THE KILLERS (46)

Mildly enjoyed:

THEY ONLY KILL THEIR MASTERS (72) - Small town police chief James Garner investigates a murder involving a Doberman.  Features Katherine Ross, a deep supporting cast, and archaic views of human sexuality.

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